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Saturday, 7 January 2017

The 40 Films I Loved Most in 2016 - #10-1



Here they are, my top 10 films of 2016...

10. Hell Or High Water
Director: David Mackenzie, UK release date: 9 September
Pedal-to-the-metal, modern Western-cum-heist flick starring Chris Pine and Ben Foster as two brothers robbing banks to raise enough cash to prevent their late mother's farm being repossessed. Hot on their trail is Jeff Bridges' grizzled - and somewhat racist - Texas Ranger and his long-suffering Native-American partner (the pair bicker like an old married couple). Whilst some of Taylor Sheridan's script is a little on the nose, the film gets an awful lot right. A palpable air of desperation hangs in the air, occasionally punctuated by the odd satirical jab at Texas gun culture, while its score (courtesy of Nick Cave and Warren Ellis) and Giles Nuttgens' cinematography, bring the dusty, desolate landscape to woozy, sun-baked life.

9. Weiner
Director: Josh Kriegman and Elyse Steinberg, UK release date: 8 July
Candid documentary chronicling the fall of disgraced US politician Anthony Weiner. The appropriately-named Democrat was forced to resign from Congress in 2011 after sending 'dick pics' of himself to women via social media. This excellent film picks up his story two years later with Weiner running to be Mayor of New York. Suffice to say, old habits die hard and it isn't long before he and his long-suffering wife - Huma Abedin, an aid to Hillary Clinton - are under siege from the media as his reputation is trashed all over again. 



8. Things To Come
Director: Mia Hansen-Løve, UK release date: 2 September
The incomparable Isabelle Huppert is Nathalie, a philosophy teacher and author enjoying a comfortably smug and altogether bourgeois family life in Paris. However, her seemingly perfect existence is turned upside down when her mother dies, her husband leaves for another woman, and she loses her publishing deal.
Hansen-Løve asks us to consider the brutality of ageing, especially for women, and how it can condemn someone to the periphery in their work, in their relationships and in society as a whole. It might sound bleak but there's plenty of sardonic humour, rich irony and smart, counterintuitive plotting at play here too, while Nathalie is perhaps the most fully formed fictional character I've seen on screen all year.



7. The Neon Demon
Director: Nicolas Winding Refn, UK release date: 8 July
Winding Refn is at his most fuck-you divisive in a film that merges horror, satire, high camp and the occult to thrilling effect. Elle Fanning plays 16-year-old Jesse, newly arrived in Los Angeles with big ambitions to make it in the cutthroat world of fashion modelling. But it isn't long before dark forces start to close in and her La La Land fairy-tale becomes a living nightmare. When Refn turns up the batshit crazy to maximum, it's well worth the wait - a final half-hour so transgressive it fair takes the breath away.




6. Hail, Caesar!
Directors: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, UK release date: 4 March
The Coens' slight, nostalgic but breathlessly entertaining love letter to 'Old Hollywood' has wit and charm to burn. Set in the 1950s, it sees George Clooney's dim superstar actor kidnapped by communists, much to the chagrin of studio enforcer Josh Brolin, the poor schmuck whose job it is to keep his retinue of wayward talent in check. Full of great performances and clever pastiches of classic movies (Channing Tatum's No Dames song and dance number is my own personal highlight), it's mo
re a parade of great sketches and skits than anything else. The sheer joy with which the Coens imbue every frame transforms it into something approaching solid gold though.  






5. Julieta
Director: Pedro Almodóvar, UK release date: 26 August
The Spanish auteur's best film in years is a beautifully crafted drama awash with grief and guilt. We see two stages of the titular character's life - as a middle-aged woman (Emma Suárez), utterly heartbroken at her daughter's decision to cease all contact with her and, in flashback, as a much younger and more carefree person (Adriana Ugarte), hooking up and moving in with a handsome fisherman she meets on a train. One of things I love about Almodóvar's films is that while there's often a hint of soapy melodrama about them, they always crackle with real, recognisable emotion. He makes you believe in these people and every bit of heartbreak they endure.






4. Love And Friendship
Director: Whit Stillman, UK release date: 27 May
Deliciously spiky and endlessly witty adaptation of the Jane Austen novel Lady Susan, in which Kate Beckinsale plays a high-maintenance Machiavelli who, following the death of her husband, is reduced to 'visiting' (moving in with) any friend or relative foolhardy enough to put up with her constant schemes, indiscretions and betrayals. Her scenes with co-conspirator Chloë Sevigny are a delight but it's Tom Bennett who comes closest to stealing the entire film as uber-twit Sir James Martin, a man for whom there are 12 Commandments not 10, and peas are a source of wonder.



3. Son Of Saul
Director:
László Nemes, UK release date: 29 April
We've seen the hell of the Nazi death camps many times on film before (everything from Shoah to Schindler's List) but never quite like this. Set in Auschwitz in 1944, it tells the story of a Jewish Sonderkommando (a prisoner forced to help the Nazis dispose of dead bodies) trying to arrange a proper burial for a boy he believes to be his son. It's profoundly moving, utterly heartrending but, most of all, genuinely horrifying. It isn't that you are assailed by gruesome images - the worst of it is kept off-camera or out of shot - but Nemes' decision to keep his lens trained on Saul (Géza Röhrig ), particularly his face, means it feels like you're right there, in his head, 
as he goes about his grim undertaking. It stayed with me for days.


2. Victoria
Director: Sebastian Schipper, UK release date: 1 April
Cracking German crime thriller about a
naïve young Madrid girl (Laia Costa stars as the eponymous character) led into criminality by a group of men on the mean streets of Berlin. The story itself would be fascinating enough but perhaps the movie's main talking point is the fact director Schipper shot it all in one long take - unlike Birdman, there were no tricks or shortcuts; it was all done in real-time. It's an incredibly impressive technical feat but Costa's terrific performance (for which she's been nominated for a Rising Star BAFTA) imbues the whole thing with real heart and soul.


1. The VVitch
Director:
Robert Eggers, UK release date: 11 March

For his debut feature, Eggers - usually a production/costume designer - gives us a masterful exercise in slow-burn horror, which sees a 17th century Puritan family battling demons within and without. Impressively researched, utterly unsettling and filled to the brim with palpable dread, The VVitch is about as far removed from formulaic multiplex 'jump scares' as it is possible to get.

Expelled from their New England religious community, William (Ralph Ineson), Katherine (Kate Dickie) and their five children strike out on their own, eventually settling just a couple of hundred metres from a suitably spooky wood. When their newly-born baby disappears without trace while in eldest daughter Thomasin's care, the family becomes convinced they're under attack from dark supernatural forces. Slowly but surely they start to turn on one another.





Are Lucifer and his demons really out to get them, or has a single tragic act stoked the fires of religious paranoia within them? Is God himself punishing William for the "prideful conceit" that led to the rift with the other Puritans, or have they unintentionally partaken of something highly hallucinogenic from the woods? Eggers never makes it entirely clear precisely what's going on but, like all the best horror storytellers down the years, he has a real knack for taking the everyday and innocent, and transforming it into something sinister and otherworldly. To that end, Ellie Grainger (as Mercy) and Lucas Dawson (as Jonas) give us the best creepy kids act in years, while the family's rambunctious goat, Black Phillip, is a consistently unsettling presence. (It strikes me as amusing that some filmmakers lavish time and money creating all manner of monstrous horrors and still fail to achieve what Eggers manages with two odd-looking children and a single farm animal).

As critics stampeded to laud the film's off-kilter atmosphere (no other film felt
quite like The VVitch this year), its intricate period detail and parade of macabre moments, the performances of Ineson, Dickie and Co got a bit lost in the mix. And that's a shame because the cast are uniformly splendid, particularly Anya Taylor-Joy as Thomasina, a young woman trying to hang on to her godliness while being, by degrees, seduced into a rather more 'delicious' life.


Despite Eggers being from Brooklyn and the film being set in the US, there's something decidedly British about The VVitch that goes beyond its UK-centric cast. It's the oddness, I think, the can't-quite-put-your-finger-on-it peculiarity that you'll soak up in Ken Russell's best films, in The Wicker Man or, more recently, Ben Wheatley's A Field In England. Something folky, something ancient, something informed by magic good and bad, and very specific to this funny little island and its funny little ways. Somehow, Eggers just gets it.

Monday, 31 October 2016

The Neon Demon, Elvis & Nixon and The Legend Of Tarzan: Your Week In Film (October 31-November 6)

Fashion beast: The Neon Demon is a transgressive treat

DVD, Blu-ray, VOD and TV highlights for the next seven days...

Nicolas Winding Refn is at his most fuck-you divisive in The Neon Demon (DVD, Blu-ray and VOD) WWWW, a film that merges horror, satire, high camp and the occult to thrillingly transgressive effect. Elle Fanning plays Jesse, newly arrived in Los Angeles with big ambitions to make it in the cutthroat world of fashion modelling. Her disarming youth and rabbit-in-the-headlights innocence prove an instant hit with photographers, agents and stylists, and it isn't long before she's beating more experienced models to the top jobs. How they loathe and envy her.

Refn takes his time showing Jesse's career ascent but there's an unease tick, tick, ticking away in the background that no amount of cloudless LA skies or beautifully composed tableaux can eradicate. Death and danger permeate every frame here - from the opening shots of Jesse covered in blood for an amateur photo shoot to the recurring images of predatory big cats. You know something bad's coming, it's just a matter of when and how. And when Refn eventually turns up the batshit crazy to maximum, it's well worth the wait - a final half-hour involving cannibalism and necrophilia that fair takes the breath away (Jena Malone will still be asked about one particular scene if she lives to be a hundred).

Gratuitous? No, simply the perfect conclusion to the themes and ideas Refn (Drive) has laid out so masterfully throughout the rest of the film. We live in a culture that chews up and spits out youth and beauty - quite literally in The Neon Demon's case.

Elle for leather: Jesse is drawn into danger in LA

Necrophilia of a different kind now as The Pelvis and Tricky Dicky are dug up and put centre stage for the umpteenth time in Elvis & Nixon (DVD and VOD) WW. Loosely based on a true story and a famous photograph, Liza Johnson's film imagines what really happened when the King of Rock 'n' Roll turned up at the White House one December morning in 1970 to directly petition the president to make him an 'FBI agent at large' (Elvis thought he could go undercover to turn the kids of America away from drugs and radical politics). A broad comedy from which neither character emerges unscathed, it has a certain breathless pantomimic appeal, and Michael Shannon and Kevin Spacey acquit themselves well in the titular roles.

The Legend Of Tarzan (DVD, Blu-ray and VOD) WW features another blast from the past as Fantastic Beasts director David Yates becomes the latest filmmaker to have a go at adapting Edgar Rice Burroughs's most famous creation for the big screen. The main problem, I suspect, is that the idea of a white English posho lording it over black Africans is, in these more enlightened times, seen as somewhat racist. Yates and his team tackle this obstacle head on and make a decent fist of repositioning Tarzan (Alexander Skarsgård) as an honourable cove with nothing but love and respect for the tribes he and wife Jane (Margot Robbie) encounter. Putting the iniquities of the 19th Century slave trade front and centre – and giving Samuel L Jackson a sizeable role in proceedings – help too. Skarsgård is suitably butch and brooding as the titular character and Christoph Waltz adds another bravura villain turn to his CV. In a year that has given us the visual delights of The BFG, Doctor Strange and The Jungle Book, some of the CGI wasn't always convincing though.

TV-wise this week you could do a lot worse than check out Joy (from Friday, Sky Cinema Premiere, 13:45 and 20:00) WWW, David O Russell's underrated biopic of Miracle Mop inventor Joy Mangano, an American celebrity who isn't particularly well known in the UK. It boasts a great cast (Jennifer Lawrence as the titular character, Robert De Niro and Bradley Cooper) and has some interesting things to say about the entrepreneurial spirit and American capitalism too. Far from being an unalloyed endorsement of the latter, as some critics suggested, Russell's film explores the murky side of business and how dipping your toes into that world can make a person not just tenacious and determined but utterly ruthless too. It's a story of lost innocence in which Lawrence is, of course, terrific.

Strictly business: Joy Mangano gunning for success




Downton Abbey's Dan Stevens is all ripped abs and convincing Yank accent in The Guest (Saturday, Film4, 21:00) WW as David, a soldier with a very dark secret. It’s one of those “stranger-danger” thrillers so popular in the ’80s in which an innocent family, couple or person is first befriended then menaced by some insidious outsider (see Fatal Attraction, Single White Female, Pacific Heights etc). Action-packed and genuinely funny in parts (Stevens, it turns out, can do comedy too), The Guest lands a couple of slyly satirical jabs square on the jaw of the US army which is probably what I liked about it most.

There's nothing remotely funny or satirical about the soldiers featured in Kathryn Bigelow's Zero Dark Thirty (Friday, More 4, 21:00) WWW. The film, which details the CIA's decade-long hunt for Osama Bin Laden following the 9/11 attacks on New York, was rightly hauled over the coals upon its release for implying information obtained by torture had been utilised successfully in the investigation (it hadn't). However, if you can get over that fairly large obstacle, a slow-burning but genuinely gripping piece of work is your reward.

The excellent Jessica Chastain is Maya, a CIA black ops agent who becomes slowly more obsessed with tracking down the Al Qaeda bogeyman (if Zero Dark Thirty is about anything, it's about obsession). Chastain's role is an astonishingly unglamorous one as she spends the entire film either angry, exhausted or both. Maya is given no external life to speak of - her mission defines her utterly. That kind of narrative austerity is of a piece with the rest of the movie which, far from being the gung-ho spectacle I'd anticipated, lays out the ugliness of the 'Get Bin Laden' operation in some detail.

We see alleged terrorists tortured and brutalised, we see men and women gunned down in cold blood by US Navy SEALS, we see young children terrified for their lives - all in the name of bringing down one man. It's nasty, tawdry work and Bigelow offers up little to cheer, even after Bin Laden's elimination. The Hurt Locker may have won her an Oscar but this is a much better film.

Manhunter: Bin Laden is the target in Zero Dark Thirty

A couple of quickies to end with: Sigourney Weaver returns as Ripley in James Cameron's thrill-a-minute Alien sequel, Aliens (Sunday, Syfy, 21:00) WWWW, while online subscription service MUBI have just the thing for that Halloween night binge-watch - the original Scream trilogy WWW, which does the meta horror thing better than anything before or since.

What I'll be watching this week: Ken Loach's Palme d'Or winner I, Daniel Blake must be doing something right as reactionary pond life (Camilla Long, Toby Young and Iain Duncan Smith) are queuing up to condemn it. Also, Film 2016 (Wednesday, BBC1, 23:15) returns for a new run of eight shows. Presenter Claudia Winkleman is gone, to be replaced, Have I Got News For You-style, with a different host each week. Zoë Ball kicks things off, with Danny Leigh and The Independent's Ellen E Jones on hand to provide critical insights into the week's new releases, which include Nocturnal Animals and The Light Between Oceans. Plus, director Damien Chazelle talks about his new musical, La La Land (which is marvellous).

Ratings
WWWW - Wonderful
WWW - Worthwhile
WW - Watchable
W - Woeful

Friday, 5 August 2016

The Last 5 Films I've Seen

Bloody Elle: Fanning plays ingenue Jesse in The Neon Demon 

1. The Neon Demon (2016) Nicolas Winding Refn is at his most fuck-you divisive in a film that merges horror, satire, high camp and the occult to thrillingly transgressive effect. Elle Fanning plays Jesse, newly arrived in Los Angeles with big ambitions to make it in the cutthroat world of fashion modelling. Her disarming youth and rabbit-in-the-headlights innocence prove an instant hit with photographers, agents and stylists, and it isn't long before she's beating more experienced models to the top jobs. How they loathe and envy her. Refn takes his time showing Jesse's career ascent but there's an unease tick, tick, ticking away in the background that no amount of cloudless LA skies or beautifully composed tableaux can eradicate. Death and danger permeate every frame here - from the opening shots of Jesse covered in blood for an amateur photo shoot to the recurring images of predatory big cats. You know something bad's coming, it's just a matter of when and how. And when Refn eventually turns up the batshit crazy to maximum, it's well worth the wait - a final half-hour involving necrophilia and cannibalism that fair takes the breath away. Gratuitous? No, simply the perfect conclusion to the themes and ideas he has laid out so masterfully throughout the rest of the film. We live in a culture that chews up and spits out youth and beauty - quite literally in The Neon Demon's case. Rating: WWWW

Angels and demons: Director Refn at his most divisive

2. Born To Be Blue (2015) Boyhood's Ethan Hawke stars as Chet Baker in a "semi-factual, semi-fictional" biopic focussing on the legendary West Coast jazz trumpeter/vocalist's long road to redemption after a drug dealer he owes money punches out his front teeth. The injury badly affects the star's ability to play his instrument and he has to start again from scratch, while also fighting heroin addiction. The only bright spot in his life? Girlfriend Jane (Carmen Ejogo), who is trying to kickstart her acting career while helping the '60s jazzman battle his demons. I suspect the 'reimagined' nature of some of the material will put off Baker purists but Robert Budreau's film is no hagiography. The musician is depicted as driven and incredibly talented but weak and selfish, his addiction both a blessing and a curse. I know little of Baker or his oeuvre but still thought it terrific - a powerfully redemptive tale of a man who loses everything and moves heaven and earth to win it back, with no sacrifice too big. In a 30-year film acting career, I'm not sure Hawke has ever been better. Rating: WWW

Kind of blue: Ethan Hawke stars as Chet Baker

3. The Informant! (2009) Bourne star Matt Damon shows his impressive range as Mark Whitacre, the Ned Flanders-esque vice president of an American agricultural corporation accused of widespread price fixing. Seeing himself as some kind of super-spy, Whitacre turns informant but his FBI contacts (nicely played by Scott Bakula and Joel McHale) soon grow frustrated, and ultimately exasperated, by their inside-man's increasingly tall tales and bizarre behaviour. Steven Soderbergh's '90s-set comedy (based on a true story) is both funny and farcical, with every new twist and turn ratcheting up the absurdity to new levels. It's worth seeing alone for Whitacre's thoughts on a host of subjects (delivered in an amusingly monotone voiceover), including polar bear noses, Tokyo 'panty dispensers' and an unfortunate horse-related incident at a Renaissance Festival. Rating: WWW

Spy hard: Matt Damon is The Informant!

4. Elvis & Nixon (2016) Loosely based on a true story and a famous photograph, Liza Johnson's film imagines what really happened when the King of Rock 'n' Roll turned up at the White House one December morning in 1970 to directly petition the president to make him an 'FBI agent at large' (Elvis thought he could go undercover to turn the kids of America away from drugs and radical politics). A broad comedy from which neither The Pelvis or Tricky Dicky emerges unscathed, it has a certain breathless pantomimic appeal, and Michael Shannon and Kevin Spacey acquit themselves well in the titular roles. Ageing and culturally all but irrelevant at this point, there's a real melancholia to Presley, his boredom and capriciousness as obvious as his wealth. Perversely, the script lands more jabs on Elvis than it does Nixon, particularly the former's alleged appropriation of black music. At times it feels like there isn't enough material to justify its 86-minute running time (Elvis wants to meet Nixon, has to wait to meet Nixon, meets Nixon) but the film's undeniable wit and charm just about get it over the line. Rating: WW

Elvis is in the building: Tricky Dicky meets The King

5. Possession (1981) It's been a while since I've seen a film as odd or disturbing as Andrzej Zulawski's Possession. Set in Cold War Berlin, Mark (Sam Neil) returns home from a lengthy business trip to find his wife Anna (Isabelle Adjani) is about to leave him for another man (kung-fu libertine, Heinrich). However, neither is aware there is a fourth presence in their relationship - a terrifying tentacled creature that Anna keeps hidden away elsewhere in the city and visits for sex. Is Anna being controlled by a genuine Lovecraftian beastie from beyond or is the monster really just a metaphor for the ugliness that infects her relationships? Possession is a big shouty melodramatic pantomime with Neil and Adjani overacting for all they are worth, the film's grim mood made even more oppressive by its Berlin setting. There is a scene in which Anna has a violent fit on her way home from a shopping trip that is genuinely upsetting as is a later sequence in which we see her 'coupling' with the creature. It might be brilliant, it might be terrible, I really have no idea, to be honest with you. Rating: WW

Drowning in Berlin: Possession is odd and disturbing

Ratings
WWWW - Wonderful
WWW - Worthwhile
WW - Watchable
W - Woeful

Monday, 4 July 2016

The Neon Demon, Son Of Saul and SPECTRE: Your Week In Film (July 4-10)

Devil in a new dress: Nicholas Winding Refn's The Neon Demon

This week's column is respectfully dedicated to the memories of filmmakers Michael Cimino (The Deer Hunter) and Robin Hardy (The Wicker Man), who both passed away last week...

TV, Radio, DVD, Blu-ray, VOD and cinema picks for the next seven days...

Monday 4th: Son Of Saul (DVD, Blu-ray and VOD) is a profoundly moving film that left me feeling raw, dazed and utterly heartsore. The eponymous Saul (Géza Röhrig) is a Sonderkommando at Auschwitz (i.e. a Jewish prisoner forced by the Nazis into helping with the disposal of gas chamber victims). Desperately clinging to what's left of his humanity, Saul comes across the body of a young boy, takes him for his son, and pledges to give him a proper Jewish burial. László Nemes' Oscar winner captures the hell of the death camps with horrifying precision but it is never exploitative. In fact, because the director chooses to focus his lens almost exclusively on his lead, the film's most potentially disturbing images remain mercifully unseen. Nevertheless, there are scenes here to chill the blood, none more so than when Saul is part of a work unit shoveling the ashes of the dead into a nearby river. At times, the film's horror lies in its sheer matter-of-factness - a relentless, monotonous factory conveyor belt of murder. It had the same effect on me as Lars von Trier's Dancer In The Dark, a bravura but devastating piece of work I've found impossible to watch more than once. 

Bravura but devastating: Oscar winner Son Of Saul

It feels almost sacrilegious to mention a film as scatological as Grimsby (DVD, Blu-ray and VOD) in such close proximity to Son Of Saul. But, for all the critical negativity it copped, Sacha Baron Cohen's outrageous spy spoof, which also stars Mark Strong as the Ali G man's long-lost brother, made me laugh a great deal. Most of these gross-out comedies struggle to come up with one genuine 'you have got to be kidding me' moment but Grimsby has about half a dozen. Maybe us Brits just happen to do good, honest filth better than anyone else. Roman Polanski's 1972 film What? (Blu-ray) is a real oddity. It's a bizarre sex comedy that was pilloried on its release and is said to be the "most butchered, debated and least-seen film of the Oscar-winning director's entire career". Sydne Rome (Just A Gigolo) and the great Marcello Mastroianni (La Grande Bouffe) star. Amazon's streaming service has recently added half-a-dozen films by Jim Jarmusch to its catalogue, including Mystery TrainDown By Law and Dead Man, starring Johnny Depp. Now You See Me 2 - which I mentioned last week - is in cinemas from today. 

Spies like us: Sacha Baron Cohen in Grimsby

Tuesday 5th: MUBI UK have temporarily handed over control of their programming to Nicholas Winding Refn, director of The Neon Demon (see Friday 8th). The Danish filmmaker has chosen seven films, most of which are available to watch now via the subscription streaming service. They include Dario Argento's bonkers giallo Suspiria, Federico Fellini's gorgeous, hedonistic La Dolce Vita and, from today, Gus van Sant dark comedy To Die For, which stars Nicole Kidman in one of her best roles, as a rapaciously ambitious TV weather girl.

Weather with you: Nicole Kidman in To Die For

Wednesday 6th: Belle (Netflix UK) is that rarest of cinematic offerings; a period costume drama that didn’t put me to sleep within the first 10 minutes. Set in 18th Century England and based on a true story, it chronicles the life of Dido Elizabeth Belle (beautifully played by Gugu Mbatha-Raw), the illegitimate mixed race daughter of a Royal Navy Captain. She is raised in splendour by her aristocratic great uncle (Lord Mansfield) but held back socially by the colour of her skin. She falls in love with a young abolitionist and together they set about trying to persuade Mansfield – in his role as the Lord Chief Justice – to refuse insurance to the owners of a ship who had thrown slaves overboard then tried to claim for them as “cargo”. Yes, it’s worthy and liberal, and yes, the usual costume drama tropes are all present and accounted for, but the racial tensions of the period give the material a real edge and modern perspective. The cast, which includes Tom Wilkinson, Penelope Wilton, Miranda Richardson and Emily Mortimer, is uniformly superb, while director Amma Asante is clearly destined for big success. The Legend Of Tarzan - starring The Diary Of A Teenage Girl's Alexander Skarsgård as Edgar Rice Burroughs' jungle hero, and current Hollywood go-to girl Margot Robbie as Jane - hits cinemas. No cameo for best-Tarzan-ever Ron Ely though...

Jungle fever: Tarzan's back and kicking arse

Thursday 7th: Sundance hit Brahman Naman (Netflix UK) looks like it might be enormous fun. The coming-of-age comedy is set in Bangalore in the 1980s and follows Naman, a high-school quiz champ, who, along with his similarly geeky mates, embarks on a trip to Calcutta for a major college quiz. The trio are out to win top prize... and lose their virginity along the way. The Film Programme (16:00, BBC Radio 4) features Rebecca Miller, the director/co-writer of Maggie's Plan (see Friday 8th), in conversation with Francine Stock. Tobe Hooper's disturbing, deranged The Texas Chainsaw Massacre hits MUBI UK, and there's more horror from The Exorcist: The Version You've Never Seen (23:50, TCM). This longer take on William Friedkin's classic chiller contains five major bits of added footage, including the infamous 'spider walk' scene.

Quiz kids: Brahman Naman was a hit at Sundance

Friday 8th: Three films I'm desperate to see are in cinemas from today (what's the betting my local Odeon shows not one of them?). The Neon Demon has already garnered much controversy and many a column inch for Drive and Only God Forgives mastermind Nicholas Winding Refn. Set in the LA fashion industry and starring Elle Fanning, it sees the Danish auteur dipping a bloodied toe into the horror genre, complete with cannibalism, 'aberrant sexuality' (whatever that is) and impractical frocks. In the UK, Anthony Weiner, the titular star of documentary Weiner, is probably only known to fans of The Daily Show and students of US politics. The Democrat congressman was disgraced and humiliated after a 'sexting' scandal during his 2013 bid to become mayor of New York. Given extraordinary behind-the-scenes access to its subject, Elyse Steinberg and Josh Kriegman's film chronicles how both Weiner's political and personal life came to be torpedoed as a result. Greta Gerwig, Ethan Hawke and Julianne Moore is one hell of a cast and reason enough on its own to see 'anti-rom-com' Maggie's Plan. Gerwig plays the titular Maggie, a young woman desperate for a child and about to embark on an affair with a much-older, married man (Hawke). Gerwig was terrific in last year's sublime Mistress America so I have high hopes for this.

Refn ready: The Neon Demon is out on Friday

If you're staying home, check out Daniel Craig's reportedly final outing as James Bond in SPECTRE (06:00 and 20:00, Sky Cinema Premiere, also available on NOW TV). Sam Mendes' film starts with a bang – a brilliantly choreographed action sequence set amongst the crowds celebrating Mexico's Day of the Dead – but soon drifts off course. It's not bad but never comes close to matching the breathless thrills of Casino Royale or the nostalgic sock to the jaw that was Skyfall. Christoph Waltz (who is one of the best things about SPECTRE) is also the guest on this week's Kermode And Mayo's Film Review (12:00, BBC Radio Five Live), where he will be talking about his villainous role in the aforementioned The Legend Of Tarzan. The show is only on for an hour again this week (blame the tennis) so you'd be far better off listening to the podcast.

The thick of it: Weiner chronicles a career in meltdown

Saturday 9thBen Wheatley's High Rise is out on DVD and Blu-ray in a couple of weeks so this is a good time to check out his 2009 directorial debut, Down Terrace (01:55, BBC2). It centres on a Brighton crime family - a kind of cut-price Corleones - trying to root out the police informant responsible for sending their son to jail. As riotously violent and darkly amusing as you'd imagine. Seth Macfarlane's gratifyingly smutty Ted (21:30, Channel 4) is the tale of a hopeless man-child (Mark Wahlberg) and his best friend; a living, breathing stuffed bear with twin penchants for foul language and bad behaviour. Not sure what amused me most, the film itself or the po-faced reaction to Guardian film critics naming it their No.2 movie of 2012 (The Master was No.1). Ryan Gosling's the motorcycle stunt rider turned bank robber, Bradley Cooper the rookie cop with whom he's on a collision course, in powerful drama The Place Beyond The Pines (00:35, Channel 4).

Small-time crooks: Ben Wheatley's Down Terrace

Sunday 10th: Flatliners (23:45, BBC1) is a supernatural thriller which sees a starry cast - including Julia Roberts, Kiefer Sutherland and Kevin Bacon - playing medical students who conduct dangerous experiments as they search for the secrets of the afterlife. But their dabbling with nature's dark forces goes wrong and the gang soon starts to suffer nightmarish visions and hallucinations. Flatliners isn't one of director Joel Schumacher's best films - Falling Down, Phone Booth, Batman & Robin (only joking!) - but its stylish visuals, intriguing premise and breathless pace make it worth a look. Elsewhere tonight, there's a fine double helping of dark comedy. First up is Ealing classic Kind Hearts And Coronets (20:15, Gold), which is most notable for Alec Guinness' virtuoso performance as eight different characters, all the victim of a murder plot. Following that is Bruce Robinson's bitingly satirical follow-up to Withnail & IHow To Get A Head In Advertising (23:00, Gold). Richard E Grant stars as a disillusioned ad exec determined to escape the rat race, only for the boil on his neck to develop a personality of its own and start to take over his body.

Til death do us part: Flatliners investigates the afterlife

UK box office Top 10
1. The Secret Life Of Pets
2. Independence Day: Resurgence
3. The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Case
4. Me Before You
5. The Nice Guys R
6. Alice Through The Looking Glass
7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows
8. X-Men: Apocalypse R
9. The Jungle Book R
10. The Boss


R = Recommended

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