Showing posts with label The Witch. Show all posts
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Saturday, 7 January 2017

The 40 Films I Loved Most in 2016 - #10-1



Here they are, my top 10 films of 2016...

10. Hell Or High Water
Director: David Mackenzie, UK release date: 9 September
Pedal-to-the-metal, modern Western-cum-heist flick starring Chris Pine and Ben Foster as two brothers robbing banks to raise enough cash to prevent their late mother's farm being repossessed. Hot on their trail is Jeff Bridges' grizzled - and somewhat racist - Texas Ranger and his long-suffering Native-American partner (the pair bicker like an old married couple). Whilst some of Taylor Sheridan's script is a little on the nose, the film gets an awful lot right. A palpable air of desperation hangs in the air, occasionally punctuated by the odd satirical jab at Texas gun culture, while its score (courtesy of Nick Cave and Warren Ellis) and Giles Nuttgens' cinematography, bring the dusty, desolate landscape to woozy, sun-baked life.

9. Weiner
Director: Josh Kriegman and Elyse Steinberg, UK release date: 8 July
Candid documentary chronicling the fall of disgraced US politician Anthony Weiner. The appropriately-named Democrat was forced to resign from Congress in 2011 after sending 'dick pics' of himself to women via social media. This excellent film picks up his story two years later with Weiner running to be Mayor of New York. Suffice to say, old habits die hard and it isn't long before he and his long-suffering wife - Huma Abedin, an aid to Hillary Clinton - are under siege from the media as his reputation is trashed all over again. 



8. Things To Come
Director: Mia Hansen-Løve, UK release date: 2 September
The incomparable Isabelle Huppert is Nathalie, a philosophy teacher and author enjoying a comfortably smug and altogether bourgeois family life in Paris. However, her seemingly perfect existence is turned upside down when her mother dies, her husband leaves for another woman, and she loses her publishing deal.
Hansen-Løve asks us to consider the brutality of ageing, especially for women, and how it can condemn someone to the periphery in their work, in their relationships and in society as a whole. It might sound bleak but there's plenty of sardonic humour, rich irony and smart, counterintuitive plotting at play here too, while Nathalie is perhaps the most fully formed fictional character I've seen on screen all year.



7. The Neon Demon
Director: Nicolas Winding Refn, UK release date: 8 July
Winding Refn is at his most fuck-you divisive in a film that merges horror, satire, high camp and the occult to thrilling effect. Elle Fanning plays 16-year-old Jesse, newly arrived in Los Angeles with big ambitions to make it in the cutthroat world of fashion modelling. But it isn't long before dark forces start to close in and her La La Land fairy-tale becomes a living nightmare. When Refn turns up the batshit crazy to maximum, it's well worth the wait - a final half-hour so transgressive it fair takes the breath away.




6. Hail, Caesar!
Directors: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, UK release date: 4 March
The Coens' slight, nostalgic but breathlessly entertaining love letter to 'Old Hollywood' has wit and charm to burn. Set in the 1950s, it sees George Clooney's dim superstar actor kidnapped by communists, much to the chagrin of studio enforcer Josh Brolin, the poor schmuck whose job it is to keep his retinue of wayward talent in check. Full of great performances and clever pastiches of classic movies (Channing Tatum's No Dames song and dance number is my own personal highlight), it's mo
re a parade of great sketches and skits than anything else. The sheer joy with which the Coens imbue every frame transforms it into something approaching solid gold though.  






5. Julieta
Director: Pedro Almodóvar, UK release date: 26 August
The Spanish auteur's best film in years is a beautifully crafted drama awash with grief and guilt. We see two stages of the titular character's life - as a middle-aged woman (Emma Suárez), utterly heartbroken at her daughter's decision to cease all contact with her and, in flashback, as a much younger and more carefree person (Adriana Ugarte), hooking up and moving in with a handsome fisherman she meets on a train. One of things I love about Almodóvar's films is that while there's often a hint of soapy melodrama about them, they always crackle with real, recognisable emotion. He makes you believe in these people and every bit of heartbreak they endure.






4. Love And Friendship
Director: Whit Stillman, UK release date: 27 May
Deliciously spiky and endlessly witty adaptation of the Jane Austen novel Lady Susan, in which Kate Beckinsale plays a high-maintenance Machiavelli who, following the death of her husband, is reduced to 'visiting' (moving in with) any friend or relative foolhardy enough to put up with her constant schemes, indiscretions and betrayals. Her scenes with co-conspirator Chloë Sevigny are a delight but it's Tom Bennett who comes closest to stealing the entire film as uber-twit Sir James Martin, a man for whom there are 12 Commandments not 10, and peas are a source of wonder.



3. Son Of Saul
Director:
László Nemes, UK release date: 29 April
We've seen the hell of the Nazi death camps many times on film before (everything from Shoah to Schindler's List) but never quite like this. Set in Auschwitz in 1944, it tells the story of a Jewish Sonderkommando (a prisoner forced to help the Nazis dispose of dead bodies) trying to arrange a proper burial for a boy he believes to be his son. It's profoundly moving, utterly heartrending but, most of all, genuinely horrifying. It isn't that you are assailed by gruesome images - the worst of it is kept off-camera or out of shot - but Nemes' decision to keep his lens trained on Saul (Géza Röhrig ), particularly his face, means it feels like you're right there, in his head, 
as he goes about his grim undertaking. It stayed with me for days.


2. Victoria
Director: Sebastian Schipper, UK release date: 1 April
Cracking German crime thriller about a
naïve young Madrid girl (Laia Costa stars as the eponymous character) led into criminality by a group of men on the mean streets of Berlin. The story itself would be fascinating enough but perhaps the movie's main talking point is the fact director Schipper shot it all in one long take - unlike Birdman, there were no tricks or shortcuts; it was all done in real-time. It's an incredibly impressive technical feat but Costa's terrific performance (for which she's been nominated for a Rising Star BAFTA) imbues the whole thing with real heart and soul.


1. The VVitch
Director:
Robert Eggers, UK release date: 11 March

For his debut feature, Eggers - usually a production/costume designer - gives us a masterful exercise in slow-burn horror, which sees a 17th century Puritan family battling demons within and without. Impressively researched, utterly unsettling and filled to the brim with palpable dread, The VVitch is about as far removed from formulaic multiplex 'jump scares' as it is possible to get.

Expelled from their New England religious community, William (Ralph Ineson), Katherine (Kate Dickie) and their five children strike out on their own, eventually settling just a couple of hundred metres from a suitably spooky wood. When their newly-born baby disappears without trace while in eldest daughter Thomasin's care, the family becomes convinced they're under attack from dark supernatural forces. Slowly but surely they start to turn on one another.





Are Lucifer and his demons really out to get them, or has a single tragic act stoked the fires of religious paranoia within them? Is God himself punishing William for the "prideful conceit" that led to the rift with the other Puritans, or have they unintentionally partaken of something highly hallucinogenic from the woods? Eggers never makes it entirely clear precisely what's going on but, like all the best horror storytellers down the years, he has a real knack for taking the everyday and innocent, and transforming it into something sinister and otherworldly. To that end, Ellie Grainger (as Mercy) and Lucas Dawson (as Jonas) give us the best creepy kids act in years, while the family's rambunctious goat, Black Phillip, is a consistently unsettling presence. (It strikes me as amusing that some filmmakers lavish time and money creating all manner of monstrous horrors and still fail to achieve what Eggers manages with two odd-looking children and a single farm animal).

As critics stampeded to laud the film's off-kilter atmosphere (no other film felt
quite like The VVitch this year), its intricate period detail and parade of macabre moments, the performances of Ineson, Dickie and Co got a bit lost in the mix. And that's a shame because the cast are uniformly splendid, particularly Anya Taylor-Joy as Thomasina, a young woman trying to hang on to her godliness while being, by degrees, seduced into a rather more 'delicious' life.


Despite Eggers being from Brooklyn and the film being set in the US, there's something decidedly British about The VVitch that goes beyond its UK-centric cast. It's the oddness, I think, the can't-quite-put-your-finger-on-it peculiarity that you'll soak up in Ken Russell's best films, in The Wicker Man or, more recently, Ben Wheatley's A Field In England. Something folky, something ancient, something informed by magic good and bad, and very specific to this funny little island and its funny little ways. Somehow, Eggers just gets it.

Monday, 18 July 2016

The Witch, Les Combattants and Star Trek Beyond: Your Week In Film (July 18-24)

Seduction of the innocent: The Witch is a perfect slow-burn horror


Monday 18th: There's only one place to start this week and that is with The Witch (VOD, DVD and Blu-ray). Robert Eggers' debut feature – my favourite film of the year so far – is a masterful exercise in slow-burn horror which sees a 17th century Puritan family (including Ralph Ineson and Kate Dickie) battling demons within and without. Exhaustively researched, unsettling and filled to the brim with palpable dread, The Witch is about as far removed from formulaic multiplex 'jump scares' as it is possible to get. Its oppressive tone reminded me of Don't Look Now and The Wicker Man  the kind of film where you know something horrible is coming and meet its eventual arrival with a weird mix of glee and profound apprehension. Ben Wheatley's adaptation of JG Ballard's black-hearted but bleakly satirical 1975 novel High-Rise (VOD, DVD and Blu-ray) is riotously entertaining but, unlike its source material, loses focus about halfway through. It chronicles the collapse of order within a swanky London tower block, complete with more death, destruction and depravity than you can shake a stick at. It isn't really about class war (everyone in the high-rise is comfortably middle class), nor is it a 'yuppie Lord Of The Flies' (no one is trapped or stranded anywhere). It's more about alienation and isolation  the high-rise's well-to-do inhabitants shut themselves away from regular society and are progressively dehumanised as a result. The ubiquitous Tom Hiddleston stars along with Jeremy Irons and Sienna Miller. You’d be hard pressed to find a more unusual or satisfying modern love story than the one contained in Les Combattants (23:15, Film4), a sweet, funny, clever and occasionally spiky French film from debutant director Thomas Cailley. Arnaud (Kévin Azaïs) is bored, restless and unfulfilled, and life as a carpenter in a small coastal town isn’t helping any. Escape arrives in the form of Madeleine (Adèle Haenel), a feisty, serious but peculiar young woman convinced some terrible environmental apocalypse is waiting in the wings for which she must be ready. To improve her survival skills, Madeleine signs up for a two-week army boot camp and the smitten Arnaud tags along. Neither is truly prepared for what awaits them there...

Modern love: Les Combattants is sweet and satisfying


Tuesday 19th: White Bird In A Blizzard (18:10 and 01:30, Sky Cinema Premiere) is a criminally-underrated coming of age/missing person drama which boasts a sharp script and terrific performances from Shailene Woodley and Eva Green. Perhaps not quite as essential as director Gregg Araki's wonderful Mysterious Skin but certainly in the same ballpark. In Videodrome (12:50, Horror Channel) the great Canadian director David Cronenberg gives a masterclass in both body horror and blade-sharp satire. James Woods stars as the owner of an extreme cable TV channel, Blondie's Debbie Harry plays his doomed girlfriend. Long live the new flesh!


Girlhood: Shailene Woodley comes of age in White Bird

Wednesday 20th: Danny Leigh has recently launched Film Now: What The Hell Happened?, a series of six video essays on the BBC website. The series is dedicated to the cinema of the 21st century (so far) and, in its first installment, Leigh looks at the way in which Film itself is referenced in contemporary movies, expertly tying together his thoughts on the likes of Mulholland DriveHoly Motors and The Act Of Killing. The second essay focuses on Money, specifically modern cinema's reaction to the crash of 2008, using Margin CallThe Wolf Of Wall Street and Spring Breakers as his reference points. Leigh - who you will know from Film 2016  is a perceptive and original voice in British movie criticism and he's on top form here. Future weeks promise explorations of Sex, Death and Digital. You'll find the series  which has received scant publicity from the Beeb - here. Tangerines (22:00, Sky Cinema Premiere) is an Oscar-nominated pacifist drama set during the 1992-93 Abkhazia conflict when the Georgian government, separatist forces, and Russia were embroiled in a bitter war. Ivo and Margus  farmers who have remained behind in their otherwise-deserted rural village to harvest a crop of the titular fruit  are caught in the crossfire when two bands of warring soldiers clash. The pair take in two of the wounded men  one from each side  and hope they can be nursed back to health and persuaded not to kill each other. Nicely written and acted, uplifting and heartbreaking. Although the likes of The Avengers and Captain America seem to get all the headlines and coverage, X-Men: Days of Future Past (Netflix UK) is one of the better superhero films of the last few years. This time Professor X (Patrick Stewart) and his team send Hugh Jackman's Wolverine back through time to prevent the destruction of mutant-kind at the hands of monstrous giant robots called Sentinels. Evan Peters' debut as Quicksilver is one of many highlights.


Past Imperfect: The X-Men travel back in time  

Thursday 21st: In The Film Programme (16:00, BBC Radio 4) Finding Dory director Andrew Stanton and producer Lindsey Collins reveal why they took the plunge with the sequel to the 2003 hit Finding Nemo. The New Girlfriend – from French director 
François Ozon – was my favourite film of last year and Potiche (01:35, Film4), one of his earlier movies, is pretty damn good too. Set in the 1970s, it sees Catherine Deneuve – the Potiche or 'trophy wife' of the title – take the reins of the family umbrella manufacturing business when her greedy, philandering husband is hospitalised after being kidnapped by furious employees. She makes a great success of it but her ex-lover (Gérard Depardieu as the town's left-wing Mayor) and fast-recovering hubby ensure things run far from smoothly. Ozon fills his films with so many ideas, themes and smart little touches, you never know what's coming next. This is about romance, marriage, ageing, loyalty, feminism, missed opportunities and capitalism. Deneuve even brings the house down with a song – C'est Beau La Vie (Life Is Beautiful) – at the end.


The good wife: Catherine Deneuve in Potiche

Friday 22nd: I'd forgotten just how much I'd enjoyed JJ Abrams' reboot of Star Trek until I happened to catch it on TV again the other night. It manages to pay fulsome homage to the mythic status of the original show, whilst striking out in a completely fresh and intriguing new direction. To my mind, it's one of the finest blockbusters of the last decade and far preferable to the same director's muddled Star Wars refit. I only mention all this because Star Trek Beyond – the third instalment of the new franchise – is in cinemas from today. Co-written by Simon Pegg (Scotty in the new films) and directed by Justin Lin (Fast & Furious), it sees Kirk (Chris Pine), Spock (Zachary Quinto) and the gang taking on Idris Elba's ruthless space villain Krall. Hopefully the recent and very untimely death of Anton Yelchin (Chekov) won't cast too much of a pall over proceedings. Also hitting the multiplex today is Steven Spielberg's adaptation of Roald Dahl's The BFG. If the critics are to be believed, the nastier, darker stuff from the author's original tale has been toned down considerably which is a great shame. The excellent Mark Rylance plays the Big Friendly Giant of the title which is reason enough to check it out though. Chico & Rita (12:30, BBC2) is a gorgeous animation set in 1940s Havana about the passionate romance between pianist Chico and singer Rita. My only gripe is its flagrant rewriting of history: apparently everything in Cuba was just hunky dory until that nasty old communist Fidel Castro turned up and ruined everything. I've written about Paul Verhoeven's terrific Total Recall (22:40, ITV) several times before so this is just a heads up really. I hope we get the Dutch director's new film, Elle (starring Isabelle Hupert), sometime before the end of the year. Online subscription service MUBI continues its Nicolas Winding Refn season with Only God Forgives, which sees the Danish director re-team with Drive star Ryan Gosling. It's a revenge film of sorts – high on style, low on dialogue – that works its way through a series of themes, including honour, masculinity and Oedipal rage. In other words, it's NWR at his most divisive. Kermode And Mayo's Film Review (14:00, BBC Radio 5 Live) is back to its proper day and time after several weeks of sports-related interruptions. No idea who their guest is this week though.

Risky Enterprise: The crew return in Star Trek Beyond 

Saturday 23rd: I'm rather hoping Ryan Reynolds' popular turn as Deadpool might get a few more eyeballs across Mississippi Grind (Amazon Prime Video). It's an atmospheric comedy/drama about a pair of gambling addicts on a road trip to a big poker game. Reynolds acquits himself well here but it's Ben Mendelsohn – a dishevelled study in quiet desperation – who really impresses. Toy Story (17:15, BBC1) is Pixar perfection from beginning to end – a truly great film about friendship, imagination and childhood. Beautifully animated, perfectly cast (Tom Hanks the standout), funny, melancholic – I could go on. Grease (17:55, Channel 4) sees John Travolta's Alpha Arsehole and his gang of bullyng shits conspire with their female counterparts to turn poor Olivia Newton John into the sort of shameless hussy who, get this, wears leather trousers and smokes cigarettes. The songs are good though, especially that one about the car especially for cats ('You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon, Greased Lightning!'). Later on, Andrew Garfield makes an impressive debut as Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man (19:45, ITV), teenage dirtbags Jay, Simon, Neil and Will go on holiday in The Inbetweeners Movie (22:00, Channel 4) and Denzel Washington lights up Spike Lee siege drama Inside Man (22:35, ITV).



Long shot: Mendelsohn & Reynolds in Mississippi Grind

Sunday 24th: Your best TV bets today couldn't be more different. Finding Nemo (17:30, Channel 4) probably isn't quite in the same league as Pixar's best work (The Incredibles, the Toy Story trilogy) but it has charm by the bucketload and plenty of laughs. Ellen Degeneres steals the show as Dory, the blue tang with a short-term memory loss problem. A sequel dedicated to her character (Finding Dory) opens in the UK next week. In stark contrast is American Psycho (21:00, Horror Channel), Mary Haron's endlessly quotable, frequently hilarious and gloriously blood-splattered adaptation of the infamous Bret Easton Ellis novel. Christian Bale is all too believable as yuppie 'serial killer' Patrick Bateman.



All killer no filler: Christian Bale in American Psycho

UK box office top 10
1. The Secret Life Of Pets
2. The Legend Of Tarzan
3. Now You See Me 2
4. Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie
5. Central Intelligence
6. Sultan
7. Independence Day: Resurgence 
8. The Conjuring 2: The Enfield Case
9. The Neon Demon
10. Me Before You


All information correct at time of publication

Wednesday, 6 July 2016

My 20 favourite films of the year so far

Strange brew: The Witch is my film of the year... so far

To qualify for this list, films had to have had a UK cinema release between January 1 and June 30 2016. That some of these films were out in the States (or elsewhere) last year is irrelevant; it's only when they were released here - in the United Kingdom - that matters to me. I haven't included any movies that went straight to VOD, DVD etc - they will probably get their own 'best of' list at the end of the year. 

1. The Witch
Director: Robert Eggers UK release date: March 11
Eggers' debut feature is a masterful exercise in slow-burn horror which sees a 17th century Puritan family battling demons within and without. Impressively researched, unsettling and filled to the brim with palpable dread, The Witch is about as far removed from formulaic multiplex 'jump scares' as it is possible to get.
2. Victoria
Director: Sebastian Schipper UK release date: April 1
German crime thriller about a naive young Madrid girl led into criminality by a group of men on the mean streets of Berlin. An incredibly impressive technical achievement (the film was shot in one long take - no tricks, no shortcuts), that Laia Costa - the Victoria of the title - imbues with real heart and soul.
3. Son Of Saul
Director: László Nemes UK release date: April 29
We've seen the hell of the WWII death camps on film before but never quite like this. Set in Auschwitz in 1944, it tells the story of a Jewish Sonderkommando (a prisoner forced to help the Nazis dispose of dead bodies) trying to arrange a proper burial for a boy he believes to be his son. Profoundly moving and utterly heartbreaking.
4. Couple In A Hole
Director: Tom Geens UK release date: April 8
Harrowing drama about the terrible impact of grief on a husband and wife living like savages in a French forest. Paul Higgins (The Thick Of It) and Kate Dickie (The Witch) are both superb in a tale that perfectly blends pitch-black humour and gut-wrenching emotion. 
5. Spotlight
Director: Tom McCarthy UK release date: January 29
The Best Picture Oscar winner focuses on the Boston Globe's 2001 investigation into a local cover-up of child sexual abuse by Catholic priests. Its absence of directorial flashiness or melodrama allows an excellent ensemble cast (including Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Michael Keaton), sharp writing and methodical plotting to shine.
6. Embrace Of The Serpent
Directors: Ciro Guerra UK release date: June 10
The story of an Amazonian shaman and his relationship (sometimes friendly, sometimes not) with two European scientists - 40 years apart - as they descend into the great river's heart of darkness, searching for a mythical plant with great healing properties. Big themes, sumptuous cinematography and moments both disturbing and thrilling make for an intoxicating brew. 
7. Hail, Caesar!
Directors: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen UK release date: March 4
Slight but joyous love letter to Hollywood past with wit and charm to burn. Full of great performances (George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich) and clever pastiches of old movies, especially Channing Tatum's No Dames, an hilariously homoerotic song and dance number featuring a bar full of sailors.
8. Mustang

Director: Deniz Gamze Ergüven UK release date: May 13
Oscar-nominated drama chronicling the lives of five orphaned Turkish sisters, imprisoned then forced into marriage by their conservative guardians. Its subject matter is dark but the film never slips into clumsy melodrama. Instead, it is hopeful and defiant.
9. Welcome To Me
Director: Shira Piven UK release date: March 25
Kristen Wiig is a revelation as a bipolar woman who scoops $86million in the lottery and uses the cash to buy her own (bizarre) talk show. It's surreal, sad, funny and human but most importantly refuses to patronise or infantilise its protagonist.
10. Remainder
Director: Omer Fast UK release date: June 24
Tricksy but inventive memory-loss drama in which Tom Sturridge forgets vast swathes of his past when he is hit on the head by an object falling from a London office block. Constantly has you on the back foot as its plot shifts from downbeat melodrama to surreal crime caper.
11. The Big Short
Director: Adam McKay UK release date: January 22
A breathlessly entertaining dissection of 2008's global financial meltdown, seen through the eyes of the men who knew it was coming and got filthy rich as a result. Steve Carell, Christian Bale, Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling are all great and McKay must be applauded for the inventive, fun ways in which he explains some pretty tricky concepts. Smug? A bit. Smart? Most definitely.
12. Joy
Director: David O Russell UK release date: January 1
This unconventional biopic of Miracle Mop inventor Joy Mangano has some interesting things to say about the entrepreneurial spirit and American capitalism - i.e. battling to get rich can harm your relationships, strip you of your innocence and play havoc with your dress sense. Jennifer Lawrence, in the title role, is as ridiculously charming as ever. 
13. Eye In The Sky
Director: Gavin Hood UK release date: April 15
Incredibly tense examination of modern drone warfare, which is also surprisingly complex and refreshingly even-handed. Boasts terrific performances from Helen Mirren and the late Alan Rickman, in his final screen role.
14. The Jungle Book
Director: Jon Favreau UK release date: April 15
Rich and rewarding adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's original stories that also pays fulsome homage to the beloved 1960s animation (The Bare Necessities, Trust In Me and I Wan'na Be Like You all get an airing). You'd be hard pressed to find more immersive CG anywhere and the voice cast is uniformly terrific (Idris Elba, Ben Kingsley, Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson).
15. Welcome To Leith
Directors: Michael Beach Nichols and Christopher K. Walker UK release date: February 12
Chilling documentary about a group of neo-Nazis - led by notorious white supremacist Craig Cobb - attempting to take over a tiny North Dakotan town. The locals are initially caught on the back foot, but it isn't long before they organise a fightback in hopes of sending Cobb and his toy-town Gestapo packing. 
16. Zootropolis
Directors: Byron Howard and Rich Moore UK release date: March 25
A rabbit cop teams up with a criminal fox to unearth a massive conspiracy in Disney's utterly charming anthropomorphic adventure. Under the ubiquitous 'You can be anything you want to be' life lessons, there are laughs aplenty, seriously impressive world building and some surprisingly adult themes. Beautifully written and animated, this is a joy from start to finish.
17. Mapplethorpe: Look At The Pictures
Directors: Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato UK release date: April 22
Fascinating documentary chronicling the life and controversial career of US photographer Robert Mapplethorpe, who died of AIDS in 1989. As well as presenting an honest portrait of his many relationships (including with Patti Smith), it expertly charts the increasing sophistication of his work. There was an awful lot more to the man than a dozen or so notorious S&M shots.
18. Youth
Director: Paolo Sorrentino UK release date: January 29
Sorrentino's follow up to the Oscar-winning The Great Beauty is an eccentric, tragicomic meditation on old age, grief and regret. Michael Caine is reliably superb as the retired composer waiting for the end at an exclusive Swiss spa, while Harvey Keitel turns in his best performance for years as a movie director chasing past glories.
19. Everybody Wants Some!!
Director: Richard Linklater UK release date: May 13
'Spiritual sequel' to the director's superior Dazed And Confused, this time focusing on the members of a 1980 Texas college baseball team. Beer is downed, weed is smoked, trash is talked, and occasionally these likeable jocks get around to hitting a ball or two. Good clean fun bathed in enough rose-tinted nostalgia to float a battleship.
20. Goodnight Mommy

Directors: Severin Fiala and Veronika Franz UK release date: March 4
Unsettling Austrian horror about twin boys who become convinced their mother is no longer who she says she is. Directing duo Fiala and Franz build the levels of tension, paranoia and nastiness very nicely but I'm not sure the finale's big twist is entirely necessary.

Friday, 18 March 2016

High-Rise hits cinemas today... if only I could see it

High-Rise stars Tom Hiddleston, aka Loki in The Avengers

I live in Southend-on-Sea, a nondescript English town about 40 miles to the east of London. It has one cinema - an Odeon - and I'd be lying if I said it even came close to satisfying my needs as a regular filmgoer with eclectic tastes. 

I have no difficulty seeing the big blockbusters locally (I shall check out Zootropolis and Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice over Easter) nor high-profile Hollywood dramas and comedies. However, a problem arises if I want to see something a little more niche or, god forbid, with subtitles. Even with a gun to my head I could not reliably tell you the last time my local Odeon showed a film in a language other than English. (I don't think they even screened Pawel Pawlikowski's Oscar-winning Ida, despite Southend having a fair-sized Polish population). I could just about tolerate this state of affairs - after all, view on demand services such as Curzon Home Cinema show a lot of new-release foreign language stuff - if I was able to see a varied selection of British and American films locally. But I really can't.

Take this last couple of weeks as an example. Anomalisa is a critically-adored, Oscar-nominated stop-motion adult animation from the febrile mind of Charlie Kaufman - aka the guy that wrote Being John Malkovich and Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. It isn't being shown at my local cinema. At all. Not even one late-night showing for students and beard-stroking film buffs. Nor is The Witch, a slow-burn horror movie that has done good box-office in the States and another film festooned with critical plaudits. 



Anomalisa: a stop-motion, adult animation from Charlie Kaufman

Most egregious, however, is the decision not to screen High-Rise, Ben Wheatley's long-awaited adaptation of the JG Ballard novel, starring Tom Hiddleston. That's Ben Wheatley, who has directed episodes of world-famous sci-fi TV show Doctor Who, and Tom Hiddleston, the actor who plays Loki in the mega-successful Avengers and Thor franchises. Even if you remove Wheatley, Ballard and Who from the equation, people will see High-Rise for Hiddleston. As well as playing one of the most celebrated movie villains of all time, he's also in the running to be the next James Bond and his BBC1 drama - The Night Manager - is coming to the end of its run on prime-time Sunday nights, garnering decent ratings and laudatory critical notices along the way. Even if High-Rise isn't as commercial a proposition as The Avengers, whichever way you cut it, the man's a big star with an enormous fan base. And yet his latest film - British film, I might add - can't get a look-in while the likes of Allegiant and Ride Along 2 can.

I'm sure Odeon aren't entirely to blame for the situation. I know distributors have limited resources and end up targeting their films in those areas where they think they'll perform best but I'm not sure why that would exclude Southend. There's a university here and, whilst I doubt its students wander about smoking Gauloises and quoting À Bout de Souffle at each other, I'm pretty certain their cinematic tastes extend beyond Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. For whatever reason, Southend's cinemagoers are being shortchanged, especially those who have recently invested in one of Odeon's new Limitless cards. You pay £17.99 a month (more in London) and for that can see as many films as you like (a variety of restrictions permitting). Thing is, if there's bugger all worth seeing, where's the value for money in that transaction?


I reached out to Odeon on Facebook, asking them why High-Rise wasn't being shown in Southend. That was two days ago and I'm still awaiting a response.


The Witch: slow-burn horror set in 17th Century New England


So, if I can't see Anomalisa, The Witch, and High-Rise locally, what am I supposed to do?

I could try watching them illegally. I've no idea if downloadable files exist for these films but I certainly know where to look. That way, I'd get to see the films for nothing and the people who sweated blood to make them would receive bugger all in return. That doesn't sound like a good solution to me but it's little wonder piracy persists when it's often so difficult and/or expensive to see new-release films.


I could travel to the Empire cinema in Basildon to see them but that would involve train and taxi fares on top of movie tickets, bumping up the cost by around £20 each time. I would be left very out of pocket simply because I want to see a film at the same time as moviegoers in bigger towns and cities. How very unreasonable of me.

Or I could wait for the films to come out on DVD, Blu-ray and View On Demand. Let's have a look on Amazon, shall we? Anomalisa is released on July 11, The Witch on July 18 - both four months away - and High-Rise hasn't even got a release date yet. This isn't a good solution either because I want to see the movies now because it's the 21st century and, while we might not yet have jet-packs, instant gratification is supposed to be a way of life. But w
hile I can buy any book, graphic novel, video game, DVD/Blu-ray, CD/MP3, car, toy or novelty hat at the same time as everyone else in the country, when it comes to new-release movies I'm screwed. 

It's a ridiculous state of affairs. Every week I read about these great new films in magazines and newspapers, or hear about them on TV and radio, but can't actually see them. It reminds me of that Jerry Seinfeld bit about TV cooking shows: “I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, ‘Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye'.”


Steven Spielberg: one of the big names backing the Screening Room

Every now and again, some bright spark suggests a different way of doing things. The latest is Napster founder Sean Parker whose Screening Room project plans to make Hollywood blockbusters available for home viewing on the same day as they are released in cinemas. His scheme is reportedly backed by JJ Abrams, Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese and Peter Jackson, with the likes of Sony, Universal and Fox showing an interest. But it wouldn't come cheap. A set-top box to receive the films would be $150 (a little over £100), each rental would be $50 (£35). To keep big cinema chains sweet (they usually insist on a three-month window between theatre and home release), Parker's suggesting they pocket $20 of every sale and that each rental comes free with two cinema tickets for the same film so they don't lose out on concession sales. Thirty-five quid to rent a film may seem a lot and it probably would be if you were viewing alone. Watching with family or friends, though, would soon bring that cost per head right down. 

As I say, the putative service would be for major Hollywood blockbusters and it therefore wouldn't solve the problem of being able to see smaller, niche films in their first weeks of release. But the fact such a service is even being considered is a definite step in the right direction. In the meantime, where's that timetable? I don't want to miss my train to Basildon...